greatwhiteprivilege:

sorry i forgot as a queer person i’m supposed to be amazed when a straight person speaks out against homophobia and worship them lol

charlottethefazbearpizzeriamaid:

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

if someone takes the time to put on 1000 coats of nail polish on i swear to god

charlottethefazbearpizzeriamaid:

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

if someone takes the time to put on 1000 coats of nail polish on i swear to god

poochcrew:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected.

poochcrew:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected.

"I feel like you constantly have to prove why you deserve to continue to exist."
Ezra Koenig, Vampire Weekend  (via gahtsby)
carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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naturallywholocked:

if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell

undeadeddie:

Some horror films I’m looking forward to!

blastortoise:

bank: your account is at -$5000….

me: |-5000|

me: :)

bank: sorry for wasting your time sir, you have a nice day.

braixen:

emobaria:

April 2013——>April 2014  what the hell happened

braixen:

emobaria:

April 2013——>April 2014 
what the hell happened

pupilated-dials:

tryna kiss like

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country