My sister has nintendogs on her DSi and she has a puppy called Sherlock.
i have just walked in on her teaching her puppies to do tricks, and she just went “Jump, Sherlock! Jump!”
how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
i used to be passive aggressive, but now i’m aggressively passive. don’t mess with me kiddo. i’ll be right here. i’ll fucking forgive you