lameborghini:

i need to be more grateful for all the days im not on my period honestly

mulodyne:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

a headline from my perfect world

ruinedchildhood:

i bet theres a joining door thing and theyre fucking in there

ruinedchildhood:

i bet theres a joining door thing and theyre fucking in there

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

agentcarolinainthemorning:

littlebluecaboose:

world-cat:

Here is the video, and it’s wonderful.
It’s 2014 and a person can get drunk and almost get stabbed by a household robot. I love the future.

I love that this has escaped the rooster teeth fandom by so much. The internet is great.

"some drunk people" I’m laughing so fucking hard that this is how the world now knows Geoff and Griffon Ramsey and Gavin Free

agentcarolinainthemorning:

littlebluecaboose:

world-cat:

Here is the video, and it’s wonderful.

It’s 2014 and a person can get drunk and almost get stabbed by a household robot. I love the future.

I love that this has escaped the rooster teeth fandom by so much. The internet is great.

"some drunk people" I’m laughing so fucking hard that this is how the world now knows Geoff and Griffon Ramsey and Gavin Free

onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

image

Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

"I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it."
A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four.  (via erfisperf)

iridescentoracle:

embroideredcupcake:

Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.

It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.

awwww-cute:

My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday

awwww-cute:

My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday

folieahurley:

"i’m a funny motherfucker when i’m drunk, i think to myself. then i black out." - pete wentz, gray

boootygod:

wife goals

boootygod:

wife goals